
| 0051 Tiny, Fishial Co-lap warmer. I am one of the Pyke family lap warmers. I sit on peoples' laps and snuggle up to them in bed. |
| 0052 Puffy, Fishial Co-lap warmer. I am one of the Pyke family lap warmers. It is my duty to comfurt people by snuggling up on their laps, cuddling them in bed, or walking over whatever they're reading or drawing. |
| 0053 Jeffrey, Head of Household. I'm the boss around my house - it's my duty to make sure that things run smoothly. I keep my sisfur and hoomans in line, ensuring that my litter box is clean and that I have plenty of food and water. In return, I let them share my living space and sleep on my bed. It's a tough job, but I'm the cat up for that challenge! |
| 0054 Otis, Web Site Developer. We have our own website called THE CAT COLLECTIVE and it is over 220 pages about us domestic type puddykats, it even has 51 pages of them fings they call breeds! along with uffer fings like, first aid in case we gets hurt, and cats is literature and history, true stories and poems and lots and lots and lots and lots more! |
| 0055 Bobby, Web Site Developer. We have our own website called THE CAT COLLECTIVE and it is over 220 pages about us domestic type puddykats, it even has 51 pages of them fings they call breeds! along with uffer fings like, first aid in case we gets hurt, and cats is literature and history, true stories and poems and lots and lots and lots and lots more! |
| 0056 Henry, Web Site Developer. We have our own website called THE CAT COLLECTIVE and it is over 220 pages about us domestic type puddykats, it even has 51 pages of them fings they call breeds! along with uffer fings like, first aid in case we gets hurt, and cats is literature and history, true stories and poems and lots and lots and lots and lots more! |
| 0057 Miss P., C.F.O. (Chief Feline Officer). I'm a true "white collar" cat and am at the top of the Kitty Corporate Ladder. I have my own column and email address! |
| 0058 Buster, Miss P.'s Body Guard. Protector of our Chief Feline Officer, Miss P., and host of the world famous "Laziest Pet On the Web" contest. At 15 1/2 pounds, I was born for this job. |
| 0059 Buddy, Supervisor/Senior Companion. I am in charge of lowering Mom's blood pressure and holding down the furniture. Mom's favorite chair, especially; it would probably float away without my help. I also occasionally raise Mom's blood pressure (and the vet's) by causing scenes at the vet's office. Do NOT touch my tail. Got that, doctor?! |
| 0060 Josie, Space Cadet Watch Cat. My main jobs are comic relief and watching out for invaders--like ants and spiders and flies. I also help Mom decorate the house by covering everything with a fine layer of soft gray downy fur. I don't understand why she keeps running that noisy vacu-thing all over the place. Gray is a terrific color! |
| 0061 Natasha Pavlova, El Gato Numero Uno. House manager, car warmer, fur shedder, spontaneous dancer, haughty starer and supreme goddess. |
| 0062 Bigfoot, Entertainer/Host. I have a HUGE job on my hands. I am the webmaster of Bigfoot's Midi Mew-sic box. I surf the web for mew-sic that I enjoy and save it for my page. I am also the curator of my art gallery's photo collection. I am one furry busy kitty. |
| 0063 T. Tucker, Nap Demonstrator. As a Nap Demonstrator, I show the importance of naps as therapeutic and stress reducing to humans as well as cats. |
| 0064 Snickerdoodles, Purr Therapist. As a Purr Therapist, it's my job to relax and calm my humans with my beautiful purrs, usually combined with kneading and head butts as appropriate and required. |
| 0065 Maggie, Top Cat. I have to keep all the other cats in line. It's a tough job, but Mom says someone has to do it, and since I'm the oldest I get the job. |
| 0066 Punkin, Protector. I have to protect everything, including Mom, from the other kitties in the house (except Maggie--she'd knock me right over if I tried it with her). If they try to get to the window, or the cat bowl, or Mom, I have to swat at them and let them know that they haven't asked my permission. It's also my job to keep Mom's lap warm when she's in the recliner watching TV. |
| 0067 Shamrock, Head Honcho. I keep everbody awake at night with my antics. |
| 0068 Rosie, Sock Reorganizer. I rearrage all the socks in this household. I purr most of the night. I chase my sister, Shamrock. |
| 0069 Tess, Vigilant Watcher. Ever since Mom and Dad brought me in from the cold, cruel world outside, it's been my job to watch for anything outside that may try to get in. I keep close watch on all windows, though sometimes I have to leap over Mom and Dad to get from one to the next to make sure that I don't miss anything. Mom thinks it's really funny when I chatter and my tail starts to quiver, but she just doesn't understand the importance of my job. I'm trying to educate her and I think she may be catching on. |
| 0070 Penny, Resident Clown. I'm not anything like Tess, even though she's my real mother. She watches everything, but I'd rather play with Mom and Dad. They seem to find me endlessly amusing, so I do my best to keep them laughing. It doesn't take much. I'm kinda clumsy on purpose, but they don't know that, so it's pretty easy to bring a smile and lots of extra pets. |
| 0071 Littlefoot, Queen of Dana Point, who's job is to rule over all the cats and humans within her sight. |
| 0072 Bambi, who is known as the Darling of the lap set, has the job of making sure that no lap remains empty. |
| 0073 KeeKee, also known as the Keek Monster, is in charge of all the toys, games, chasing the girls and forcing the humans to toss his toys so that he can fetch them. |
| 0074 Crissy, Feline Fitness Director. I'm the boss and I chase everyone else around, therefore keeping them fit and not fat. |
| 0075 Misty, Surveillance Specialist. My job is to hide behind the vertical blinds and watch the other cats get into mischief...and meow LOUDLY. |
| 0076 TigerLily, Computer Guardian. I sit on top of the computer hutch while Meowmy is on the computer and keep everyone else from bothering her. |
| 0077 Amber, Footwarmer. I sit on Meowmy's feet and keep them warm while she is on the computer. |
| 0078 Mannix, Feline Relations. God didn't give me a tail but He gave me great social skills! I can get along with all the kitties in the house, and it makes Meowmy very happy. |
| 0079 Nicodemus, Window Guardian. I alert Meowmy to potential visitors in the yard, etcetera. |
| 0080 Toby, Food Bowl Monitor. I alert Meowmy when the bowls are getting low and when I want fresh water. |
| 0081 Patty, Hair Dresser. I wash Daddy's hair every morning for him. |
| 0082 BC, Male Leadership Director. I am the eldest male in our home and as such I guide the other boys into how they should act in Mom's house (she doesn't always approve, though!). |
| 0083 Amos, Purrfessional Trailblazer. I go befur all othfurs & scout things out. I blaze my way behind closed doors, into bags/boxes and under evfurything. I am a true leader. |
| 0084 Andy, Catfur & Purrducer. I'm a purrfessional at my job. I can act out almost any role & fool evfuryone. I'm the best PURRducer around. The role I like best is "mama's boy". |
| 0085 Jazmine, Professional Catcher and Hunter (not to mention Princess!). I am Princess Jazmine. Shhh...don't tell Queen Aeriel, but I have two jobs on the side. I am a Professional Catcher. I wake mom up at all hours of the night (and all day) to play catch...and no, I don't think I'm a dog. I am also a hunter...Spider hunter that is. If there's a spider crawling around, I'm making it suffer and then killing it. |
| 0086 Aeriel, The Queen. I am the Queen. I rule the others in my home, Meowmie & sissy Jazmine included. I am the boss, I am all authority. Everything must pass through me first. But I do rule with love and compassion. I'm a meowmie's girl. |
| 0087 Willie, Caretaker and CLAW worker. My sister Sami and I watch the house. We hunt for things in the house. We work at CLAW, we run a list at onelist...and we want to help out in any way we can here. We can do some artwork, site html, and help other kitties find their ways. We luff to write also! |
| 0088 Samantha (Sami), Caretaker and CLAW worker. My brother Willie and I watch the house. We hunt for things in the house. We work at CLAW, we run a list at onelist...and we want to help out in any way we can here. We can do some artwork, site html, and help other kitties find their ways. We luff to write also! |
| 0089 Levi, President. Nothing happens without me knowing about it. Anything new comes in, I check it out first. I am cat in charge of everything. My meowmy said so and voted me president. |
| 0090 Dusty, Food Taster. It's a hard job, but someone has to do it. I make sure that our kitty food tastes fresh and good at ALL TIMES. Before my brother can eat, I have the job of tasting it first. (I guess that is why I weigh 18 lbs.) But that is my job. |
| 0091 Amy, Pampurred Queen. Our site is devoted to us as kitties and to our Mommie's friends and hobbies and Community Leader duties! |
| 0092 Obby, Pampurred Queen. Our site is devoted to us as kitties and to our Mommie's friends and hobbies and Community Leader duties! |
| 0093 Emily Supermodel, Photographic model. I pose for glamour shots, mostly in black and white. I do only classic poses suitable for framing, and preserve the dignity of the feline race by refusing to do cheesecake or silly shots. (That wasn't me with my foot in my mouth. Really! It was an imposter!!) |
| 0094 Rambo, Keeper of email. I preside over all my human mom's email and also explore the internet for important catsites. |
| 0095 Chester (Sylvester), Secret Service Agent. My job is to detect and investigate the slightest movements, real or imagined, and to capture and exterminate all flying objects, squirrels, birds and mice. This task requires 24 hour/7 day a week/365 days observation. It is a tough job but someone has to do it. I just happen to be the best. |
| 0096 Luci, Goddess. Goddess Luci is in charge of gracing her servants with her grace and beauty. I rule the kingdom I call home. Sometimes I even allow my servants to stroke my beautiful coat. Nothing happens in my kingdom unless I allow it to happen. |
| 0097 Sandie, Lizard Catcher. I live for lizard catching. I get up every morning and go searching some of my favorite holes for these little critters. I taunt them just for fun. If they look good enough, I make them my snack. If I feel sorry for them I'll let them go. Lizard catching is what I do best! |
| 0098 Patty, Comforter and Groomer. I am in charge of warming Daddy's lap when he falls asleep watching TV. I also wash Daddy's hair when he's trying to sleep. |
| 0099 Freddie, Mighty Hunter. I bring wildlife into the house "on the hoof" so to speak. This provides hours of fun, then I offer it as my contribution to the grocery fund. Funny thing, though, I never see it served at dinner. |
| And now, we would like to introduce our 100 |
| 0100 Delman Garvey. Hiya everybody I am Delman Garvey and tho I am only 7 mos old, I perform some very impawtant jobs here at home!! 1. I am Assistant ta my big brother Klooser as Webmeowster on our Catalina Island Cats webbysite!!! 2. I am Assistant ta my big brother Klooser as Editor-In-Chief of our Catalina Island Cat PURRS noozeletter!!! (My official title for both jobs is "Assistant To All Of The Above"!) 3. I am the Entertainment Kitty, to make sure all humans are always smiling and laughing (or at least in a halfway decent mood)! This mainly involves: a. Swinging on my playhouse like a monkey! b. Making a tunnel out of everything (such as towels and folded sheets), hiding in there, then popping my small face out! c. Purring VERY LOUD while staring right into mom and dad's eyes! They LOVE this!!! d. Petting mom and dad's faces with my fluffy paws, very gently! They say "awwwwwwww...."! teehee! e. Following my big brother Klooser everywhere he goes! This they find "adorable" for some reason, heehee. f. Not pouncing on my older brothers and sisters! (Well at least this prevents mom and dad from frowning hahaha) And so those are my main jobs here at home! When I am not busy at work, I relax by doing mischief as well as eating and napping! |
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