| 0101 Rasmus, Eating Expert. I am one of four eating experts in my house. |
| 0102 Roope, Eating Expert. I am one of four eating experts in my house. |
| 0103 King, Eating Expert. I am one of four eating experts in my house. |
| 0104 Prince, Eating Expert. I am one of four eating experts in my house. In addition, I am a singer. |
| 0105 Chaos, Boss. Live in cat. Care of Human. Advisor of others. |
| 0106 Iikka, Suctioning Supervisor. My human has a trache and he is suctioned about once an hour. My job is to be always present and supervise it when itīs being done (see my and my human's website). |
| 0107 Lucy, Bouncer. My job is to keep everyone in line. I don't tolerate any rough-housing or fighting, especially from those d*gs. I fly into a rage and everyone retreats to their own corner. I take my job very seriously and am rewarded with kisses from Mom. |
| 0108 Rufus, House Detective. My job is to inspect everything and everyone that comes into our house. I must smell them and taste them to make sure they are safe. I'm very serious about this job. You can't trust those brown paper things Mom brings home. |
| 0109 Madam Troublinski, Mystic Cat. I make and give away pet horoscopes, winning(?) lottery picks. At home I am an alarm clock, massager, and bed maker. |
| 0110 Sapphire Samurai, Chief Toy Tester. Overseeing toy making, testing random products in various stages of construction, prodding slow hoomins, and informing them when a product needs more work. |
| 0111 Sissy, Typing Preventer. Laying across my humans wrists when that thing called a keyboard is in use. Climbing as high as I can in the house. Lots of jobs!! |
| 0112 Calvin, Meteorologist. I watch the clouds in the sky, the changes in the wind, etc. I can always be found looking outside our windows! When the weather gets bad outside, I let my Meowmie and Daddy know because I always meow loud. |
| 0113 Sabrina, If there is any thing going on in my house, I am always getting the scoop on the story. Usually I report to my Meowmie and Daddy that my brother Calvin has done something. I am an ace reporter who just loves her job!
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| 0114 Sassy, Beautification Expert. My job is very important. I deposit beautiful cat fur all over the house and sit in the windows so everyone can see how pretty I make the house look! |
| 0115 Annie Rooney Cummins, Furriend and Companion. My job is be my Mom's furriend and companion. I cheer her up when she's feeling down. I help her clean the litter boxes.I'm her bestest furriend. |
| 0116 Twister Hairball Dog, Crochet Helpful Kitty. To help mommy crochet by making more knots in her yarn and cutting her threads for
her, and by adding color to the yarn with my fur. |
| 0117 Callisandra Mestopholes, Queen! Grand Queen Goddess of all I survey. |
| 0118 Kroeber, House sitter/Chair Warmer. I house sit while Mom and Dad are off
earning money to feed me and buy me toys. I also keep Mom and Dad's chairs warm while they're not home. |
| 0119 Caryn's Kitties, Twinks, My Pride, Sneakers, Goldie, Meowser, Grandmas, and Queenie. We keep Caryn company and make her feel useful by making her clean up after all of us. She likes to go out and trap feral kitties to spay and neuter them, then try and find them homes if they become nice enough. Boy what a toll that takes on us; they get all the affection but hey, it makes her happy right? |
| 0120 Ulysses S. Cat, Ruler of the House and Dog Equalizer. I wake mommy up before 4AM, steal her hair things,
swat the cursor on her computer, keep the new puppy in line,
torment my big sister, Furbag, and pester the big dog, Civa. |
| 0121 Sylvesta, Merchant. I own a sufurmarket just fur kitties (virtual). We feature seafood, fresh fruit & vegetables, groceries, meat & beverages. |
| 0122 Silly Gramoo, Webmaster/Bartender/Sanitation. I am a hardworking kitty that has 3 jobs: I am the Webmaster of my own Webpage where I do all my own stuff, I work nights and weekends as a bartender where I serve catnip martinis and I also work on the floor cleanup commitee in the kitchen, but that is only during dinner. |
| 0123 Kitty, Mentor & Advisor. I set example for younger cats: be finicky, nap often. Advise human "mother" on proper way to be more "feline." As long as
she keeps trying, I'll keep teaching. |
| 0124 Sunbeam, Multiple Jobs. Mother, mouse-catcher, entertainer, heater, comforter...My job...really, I should say my jobs...I do everything I can to keep my home warm, comfortable and mouse-free for my humans. I scare away those unsightly rodents, look after
my daughter, entertain guests, and keep my humans warm and generally comfortable. |
| 0125 Spock, Author. My brother Dracs and I work our paws to the bone writing, publishing and selling diaries
about our lives when we stay with our human friend Ann. Profits go to a British veterinary charity. |
| 0126 Dracs, Author. My brother Spock and I work our paws to the bone writing, publishing and selling diaries
about our lives when we stay with our human friend Ann. Profits go to a British veterinary charity. |
| 0127 Bear, Cat Food Specialist. My job is to inspect all cat food in the house, to eat as much as possible, and let everyone know when my bowl is empty. |
| 0128 Mister, Housecat. My work activities include: sunning myself on a window ledge, watching television, dribbling, sleeping, and being a companion to my human whose last cat died too young. |
| 0129 Caesar, Top Cat. To rule the roost, be the top cat, and make sure everybody else knows it! Also chief inspector of anything and anyone new coming into the house. |
| 0130 Cleo, Chief Bug Inspector. To inspect each and every bug that comes into the house, and cry until Mewmie either sees the bug or gets rid of it for me. |
| 0131 Chicklet, Cuddlebug. To be the cuddliest kitty in the house; to be adorable, cute and sweet; to purr sweetly, close my eyes contentedly and knead Mewmie with my paws daily. |
| 0132 Jasper, Couch warmer. My job is laying on the couch all day, keeping it warm for my parents. I also warm their laps when they watch t.v. |
| 0133 Scootie, Professional Comedian. My job is to make my parents laugh. They love it when I chatter at the birds
through the window and wag my tail. |
| 0134 Bonnie, Couch & Bed Tester. I have the very important job of testing all of the couchs and beds in the house to make sure they are safe for my humans. Sometimes I have to just lay
there for hours!! All the while my humans just think that I am lazy. They have no idea that I do what I do for their own safety! |
| 0135 Rascal, CEO, responsible for protecting and patrolling the perimeter of the property. |
| 0136 Angel, Beautifier, responsible for beautifying anything that she
appears beside. |
| 0137 Runtell, Great Couch Warmer. My job is to make sure that my mommie's spot on the couch stays warm while she is not
there. |
| 0138 Thomas, a Home Protector! I protect the very ground my human pets live on from other cats, rodents, and birds, etc! I also hunt snacks for them and leave it on their step! |
| 0139 Galileo, Sentinel and Chief Mouser. Pantry watch and refrigerator guard duty are my
primary responsibilities. I also monitor treat
supplies! |
| 0140 meer.kat, Office Cat. I greet customers at meer.net, an ISP. I am especially good at playing with children. I relieve stress for meer.net employees and keep Shiloh the dog in
line. |
| 0141 Baby Blue Boomer, Peace Keeper. My job is solely to be huggable at all times...while keeping the peace among the household...one look at my baby blues and everyone knows all's well... |
| 0142 Penelope Pislow, Guardian of Web House. I take care of all the visitors that come to visit the site of the family that I've adopted; show the rooms and tell family tales... Maeowww |
| 0143 Jenny, Animal Lover. My job as a Animal Lover is to love animals
of every shape and size and love them for who
they are. |
| 0144 Nisse, Managing Director. I take care of things at home and see to it that my humans behave well, and I do a lot of thinking. |
| 0145 Orbit the Cat, Chief Investigator. Job involves responsibility for investigating all suspicious noises and lights; examining the contents of all packages brought in the house; verifying safety of all closets. Hours: 24/7. |
| 0146 Dragon, Boss. We all strive equally to be the boss. Our duties include trying to
be noticed the most, chasing mice, eating, napping, getting the best spot on
the bed, getting pets, and getting enough sleep. |
| 0147 George, Boss. We all strive equally to be the boss. Our duties include trying to
be noticed the most, chasing mice, eating, napping, getting the best spot on
the bed, getting pets, and getting enough sleep. |
| 0148 Lance, Boss. We all strive equally to be the boss. Our duties include trying to
be noticed the most, chasing mice, eating, napping, getting the best spot on
the bed, getting pets, and getting enough sleep. |
| 0149 Sammy Brewer, Entertainment Chairman. My responsibility is to ensure all family memfurs are happy and intellectually challenged, and to provide activities for stimulation and
entertainment. I take my job furry seriously. |
| 0150 Asmodean Softpaw, UKRN Purrsonal Assistant. I assist my Mum with unweaned kitten
foster care duties. I help bathe kittens regularly, play with them often, and assist in teaching them how to eat and use litter trays properly. My Mum pays me well too!! |
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